Right. What was I thinking? Well, what were Marlene and I thinking when we bought a 44 year old Airstream trailer?
Transformation—that's what we thought. We're going to take this old trailer and give it another few decades of life. It a physical manifestation of what we all hope to achieve in our inner life.
I'm also blogging about it as a record of demolition, renovation and repair. That way, when the time comes to bid our Land Yacht International goodbye, the new owners will know exactly what they're getting. But we don't want to think about selling, at least not for the next few years.
The Odyssey Begins
I left 100 Mile for Penticton on Monday and stayed overnight with good friend, then drove to Nelson the next day, leaving at 0400 hours. It's a gorgeous drive. There are scenes that look straight out of Scotland. Alas, there were no single malt breweries along the way.
I got to Nelson around 9:30 and stopped at Oso Negro for coffee. It is the place in Nelson. It was like being in West Van watching people in their mucho dollero outdoor clothes. Hmm, I wondered. Did I come my hair? Nope—I'm from the Cariboo. Here in 100 Mile, you can buy groceries in cammo clothes/pajamas and no one gives you a second look. In Nelson? I think I could have potentially been accosted.
I met the seller and we did the usual dance and eventually agreed on a fair price. The Airstream has seen owners in Arizona, Yellowknife, North Vancouver, Kelowna and now 100 Mile House, BC. It was quite the ordeal getting it here. Even had the local cops give me a hand getting her ready for the tow. Yes, the police in Nelson are a talented lot.
I had Penny, my dog along for the trip. She didn't like the policeman at all. She's never growled at anyone but he got the real deal—this was a serious "I'm gonna rip you to shreds" growl. I let her out of the truck for some air and she nipped the cop in the butt and jumped back in! He didn't miss a beat. "It's just the uniform, no big deal." He's got four dogs at home, he said.
I left for points northwest at around 6 p.m. wondering how my truck would handle the trailer. Turns out, all my bus driving experience from my university days came right back and the drive was alright. I had hoped to make Kelowna to stay with friends, but the Sandman overtook me about 100 kms out so I pulled into a rest stop and slept in the trailer.
And woke up at 3 am because it was so freaking cold! 3 Celsius! So, I fired up the Ram, and Penny and I continued on our merry way. That is, until the Sandman overtook me at around 6:30 a.m. Slept at another rest stop (in the truck) for at least a half an hour.
I didn't win any races going through the numerous passes, but when the terrain was kinder I was able to keep a steady 95 kms/hour. More gorgeous scenery, blue sky.
We arrived home at around 11 a.m. (yes, it's a BIG province) at which point I was struck with what the funk was I thinking buying a 44 year old trailer? So, instead of wallowing in buyer's remorse, I consulted the oracle (Google) and began watching uTube videos of people renovating the same trailer we now have. Yes, it takes time. And it will take more money. But, Marlene and I (newly retired) plan on doing most of it ourselves. No, I won't gas fit or do electrical but I can tear out floors, cabinets, move appliances, take the wall skins off, remove windows then pry them in half to remove film/moisture, put new gaskets on the windows, maybe switch out insulation, maybe tear out the floor and see what's beneath, have the trailer rewired, new plumbing (I can do that—I plumbed an entire barn or two once upon a time), new gas fittings, new furnace, probably a new water pump, new charger/converter; tear out the bathroom, rebuilt the shower, vanity, probably swap out the toilet (composting anyone?).
Seems simple, right? One day at a time. I once cleaned an entire farm (yes, think fields, fences, barns—anywhere a roving animal without a pen can go) one shovel at a time (I had a tractor to help) but most of it really was one shovel at a time. It took over a year. I figure an Airstream will be a piece of cake.
This blog will reveal whether or not my bold assertion will be realized, cake and all.
Thanks for joining the ride.